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hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

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nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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