guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

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nlghtvisions:

when the bell rings and your teacher tells you to stay in class

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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